knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

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"Maybe home is nothing but two arms holding you tight when you’re at your worst."

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Cooking when you’re full is the worst. Omg I want to puke but I need it all for for potluck at work tomorrow…


if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it

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