princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via sizeawesome)

"Maybe home is nothing but two arms holding you tight when you’re at your worst."

(via axoureux)

(Source: yarotica, via not-too-bad-h3y)

Cooking when you’re full is the worst. Omg I want to puke but I need it all for for potluck at work tomorrow…

ernbarassing:

if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it

(Source: ernbarassing, via never-ever--again)